Thursday, July 23, 2009

Big Brother 11 - Week 2 - Episode 3

Ok, so i'm starting this blog a tad late this episode. Long story short, everyone got together and compared notes about what Ronnie was saying. Everyone is pretty much getting mad at Ronnie. It is kind of amazing. Ronnie is locking himself in his room, and saying 'he should have put his ass up'. Hahaha, and then julie said 'IN the BB house you can run but you can't hide!' oh Julie, so true. Does anyone else think that Ronnie's head is disproportionately non-fat in comparison to his body. It is a pear shape like a woman, and quite large. But when compared to his head, it looks like he is wearing a fat suit. Anyways, commercial!

And we are back! Casey saying how Ronnie barricaded himself. It shows him just eating all of his candy. hahaha. He is wearing a shirt that does NOT fit his belly. Ronnie is checking the spy screen to see if anyone is in the house. BB calls him to the Diary ROom. Russell is raggin on him and making fun of him the whole way to the Diary Room. hahaha. and saying he will be there when he gets out. Ronnie just tells the diary that he is an asshole. Ronnie is also wearing some baggy carpenter pants to fit with the non-fitting shirt. Russ keeps following him and saying Ratty-rat-rat-rat! hahaha. This is hilarious! And Russ is also saying you should have sent me home when you had the chance, and you blew it! lol. And now Ronnie is crying in his room. He clearly did this to himself! haha. And he is crying saying he misses his wife. Well then you should'nt have been a rat and been playing both sides of the house!! Duh! Cut to Julie talking to the house on the couches. Natalie is saying the house is united against one particular person. I wonder who? haha. And now they are showing the recap of the guys wearing drag. Meh, that was a while ago. 'Loveable geek or ruthless sneak?" That is how Julie is asking how to characterize Ronnie. Lovin the zingers!

And we are back. Julie is talkin to the rat. He is saying Jesse and Natalie are his true aliance. Julie saying in past 48 hours, Ronnie has been locked in his room more than any other HOH in the history of the game. haha. He says it is to generate sympathy. yea, not cuz you are a wimp and coward at all. And they are voting. Everyone but Nat voted to keep Jordan. And so Laura is out the door. I enjoyed that she didn't say goodbye to Ronnie. And cut to Ronnie just standing around, awkwardly.

Laura is watching her goodbyes. Ronnie says shed be here if she didn't speake up. Yea, sure sure. Casey says likes that she speaks up. And time for the HOH competition. It is called Buzzworthy. The shoot balls into a honeycomb target, like skeeball kinda. Michelle is up first. Hers lands in a 4 pointer. Jesse gets a 6. Kevin gets a 5. Natalie gets a 2. Lydia gets a 1. Not impressed. She tells Russell to hold on...what the hell, a commercial break now?! Not impressed.

We are back. Jeff and Jesse are tied after the competition, are doing a tiebreaker. Jesse is up first. He gets another 6. Jeff is next, hits the 10 bucket, but bounces into 3. ARgh!!! Jesse is HOH yet again. Not impressed. Anyways, til next time.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Big Brother Recap – Week 2, Episode 2

Alright, so we are back for another week. The episode starts out with Laura saying how she was right all along about Ronnie. Ronnie coming in and trying to tell them he has a master plan that involves them not going home....Laura is not buying it...More of same...And then Russell tries to go outside to the other group, thinking that he should branch out of his clique to stay longer in the game. So he goes outside and talks a bit. Then he comes back inside, gets agitated that people are talking game talk, and then says to stop. Then Lydia yells she isn’t doing game talk, and then Russ freaks out and tells her that he wasn’t talking to her. This later causes Lydia to cry, and everyone else to rethink having Russ around since he is such a loose cannon. Jesse talks about it is not bad if he is there and a loose cannon, since will detract attention from him. Commercial break.
And we are back. It starts off with Lydia in the HOH talking with Ronnie about Russell being a jerk and attacking her verbally. She starts crying to Ronnie. Saying she wants to backdoor Russell. Kevin enters and starts listening. Ronnie is not really saying anything. Anyways, fast forward to the next day. Jordan is saying how she doesn’t understand what ‘quarter to’ means in terms of time! hahaha. She is soooooooo smart. Jeff asks “how many quarters are in an hour” – 4 – how many minutes in a quarter “25”. What is 60 divided by 4? – 25! hahaha. After much trying by jeff to get her to understand, she still cannot and thinks that there are 45 minutes in a quarter! Ah, Jordan, you are so blonde. And now it is time for the movie challenge. Im sure Casey loves that Chima gets to share the movie time with him. haha. Chima wants Gerard Butler to call her....yea, that’s gonna happen. Well, I guess it could if he has a thing for huge lips and annoying personalities. Anyways, they have tons of candy there and they seem to be hoarding it. Good call! And now it is time to pick players for the Veto. Russell, Natalie, and Casey. Lydia is hosting. I do not enjoy Russell or his handlebar moustache.

And now it is time for the Veto. It involves getting coins and trying to get closest to a set amount. It also has bags involving $5000 prize, slop pass, and nothing that they can choose instead. I don’t have much faith in the players for this game that involves counting. Good thing Jordan isn’t! haha. It would be a pain to have to count all the quarters into dollars. Ronnie is 500 dollars away from the target and is in last place. Jeff won the round and chose to not take a prize and stay in the game. Now they have to get 75 dollars in dimes...so 750 dimes. That really is not that much. Laura went over by 269 dollars! She is not very good at this game. lol. She is obviously out. Now they need to get 40 bucks in nickels. 200 nickels if I can count right. Casey is eliminated, and Natalie chooses to go for a bag. So it is Russell vs. Jeff in the final round. 10 dollars in pennies. So 1000 pennies. Jeff beats russ in the final round and wins the POV. Woo hoo! I’m so happy that russ didn’t win. It’s the handle bar moustache – it brought him down.

And we’re back from commercial. Lydia and Kevin are in the HOH with Ronnie. Ronnie is saying that no matter what, Russ has to go out if he puts him up. Laura then comes up and talks to him. She promises not to put any of them up. Laura is saying that she doesn’t believe Ronnie’s master plan was really his plan. Natalie doesn’t think Jesse will like this plan, and goes to get him....suspense music....hahaha. And now, Jesse says that he would support backdooring Russ if everyone supports it. But for him, it would be a mistake. Well, duh, he is part of your clique and hates pretty much everyone else in the house.

And we are back. Jeff takes himself off the block, obviously, and so then Ronnie in his place puts up Jordan. Bah, I am not impressed with Ronnie as I enjoy Jordan. I hope that Ronnie gets put up next week by Russell, as that would be perfect. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! Til next time!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Big Brother Recap – Week 2, Episode 1

Sorry for the lack of the 2 episodes, couldn't do them. But now I am back! So they are doing the recap. I enjoy that the voiceover guy is saying that ‘at the head of household competition, the double-crosser got control’. Now its showing the losing side from the vote all saying how they are sad. Wooomp, woooomp. On the downside, Chima is still here and I have to keep looking at those huge lips and her annoyingness. And Ronnie is now saying he is going to throw michelle under the bus. I was wondering how long i would have to wait to hear that common reality show gem. Oh jeeze, Darth Ronnie? I cannot really handle Ronnie and this. Well it is nice that the nerds get to have stuff this week after not getting anything last week. Looks like Laura is onto Ronnie, she is smarter than I thought. Oh Michelle, why would you tell Chima you voted her out last week? Horrible move as Chima is now going crazy. I have to say, Ronnie reminds me of the Trailer Park Boys. He is so awkward, why does he just walk around and just stand in random places! haha. I think its funny that he is saying that if you sit back and give it time, true colours show. Duh, he is HOH, im pretty sure his nominations will show that. Omg, Ronnie’s laugh is hilarious. His whole body kinda just goes up and down in a circular motion. On a game note, I don’t think its smart of Ronnie to be playing both sides, as both sides will be pissed off. Bad strategy! Commercial break.

And we are back. The losing side from last week all know Ronnie is the rat. I think it is interesting the two sides are talking about this. Everyone knows. And now Chima is telling Ronnie that Laura knows about him. And now time for his HOH room. He had bowl haircuts growing up. I would expect nothing less. hahaha, he got Legally Blonde the Musical for his CD! HAHAHA! and he is excited about a Jumbo Bubblemaker! Oh Ronnie....no words can describe. Oh, and so now Ronnie is in the backyard with the losing side again. haha. Now they are saying who voted for Chima to get out. And Ronnie is lying yet again. My thought is why would Michele tell Chima she voted her out to her face if she really didn’t? I wouldn’t want those lips going after me! And now Ronnie and Casey are fighting. Ronnie is pointing his finger at him and saying that Casey didn’t vote for Chima. And now he’s gone inside in a huff. I like Ronnie less and less the more I see him. And commercial.
And they are back playing a luxury competition. They are playing for a chance to have a movie night for 2 players, to watch ‘The Ugly Truth’. It is pretty hilarious since they are dressing up in hilarious costumes. Ronnie is losing since he doesn’t know anything about the women’s choices. haha. The last round for guys is Jesse and Casey. Kinda hoping for Casey. And he won! Hooray! And now time for the girls. hahaha. Jeff is up first, wearing a cheerleaders outfit with huge fake boobs. hilarious. Apparently Jesse likes junk in the trunk. Kevin would design a limerick. And OH MY GOD. Now words can describe Ronnie in a gold panties and bikini top, wearing Leila wig. hahaha. Oh Ronnie. For the girls, its a tie! And its a question about Dan the host and time til it took to move in for a first kiss. And Chima wins. I feel sorry for Casey for having to watch the movie with her. Now Casey and Chima have to decide who are the have nots for the week. Chima made it so that the Popular crowd have to be deprived for the week. Oh Chima, you really are burning your bridges. I am fine with that. Commercial.

And back. Some chatting. And now Ronnie is talking to the losing side from last week, saying that he wants to backdoor Russell. Which would mean putting 2 of the loser crowd up as pawns. The group is seeing through this. Ronnie then telling Jessie that the losing side wants to backdoor Russell. Then Jesse tells Russell this. And commercial. That was quick.

Ok, so it is time for nomination ceremony. Ronnie is saying that we are there to win a half million dollars. Even though he is an honest person....blahblahblah. So now time for the keys. First key is Jordan. Next key is Casey. Lydia is safe next...this is kind of surprising....Natalie is safe. Then Jessie is safe. Kevin is safe. Leaving Jeff, Laura, and Russell. And the last person safe is....Russel. So Laura and Jeff are nominated. Ronnie says respects both as people and competitors, saying giving chance to compete in POV. And the ceremony is over. Laura says she was right and knew Ronnie was lying. Jeff says it hurts to get nominated. Casey saying Ronnie showed himself to be a liar. Ronnie says nominated Laura because says she is the only one to put together that he was the rat vote. haha. Little does he know that everyone knows....however, Ronnie then says he really wants Russell to go! I guess he was being honest to the losing side. Tricky! Especially since he is alienating both sides if he does that. Not very smart Ronnie! Anyways, that’s it for this episode. Peace out!