Big Brother Recap - Week 4 - Tuesday, Aug. 4

And so it begins. Russ saying he wants to see where the loyalties lie. Ronnie saying he has risen from worse situations. Jeff saying that Russ held up his end of his bargain. Lydia, who looks like one of the lost children from Peter Pan says she doesn’t know what is going to happen. Now she and Kevin Are talking. I am not sure how I feel about her lime green eye shadow. Ok, so the wobbler (Ronnie…he has the body of an egg) is talking to Russ saying absolutely no hard feelings. I just noticed how big Wobbler’s ears are. Huge! Saying he has never gone against Russ or done anything against him. Please! Lies! Russ saying he knows it is fake. Good job Russ, I am liking you more and more. And now Lips has come to talk with Russ. Eugh, she just laughed with him, I dislike her laugh. She says Lydia should go home. Russ wants Ronnie out first. Chima is clearly wanting Lydia gone. Now cue to Jessie and Natlie in bed chatting together *barf* sayin how Lydia thinks she is safe. Jessie now saying he wants to keep Ronnie. Eugh. Now Chima, Russ, Jessie and Nat in the HOH room. They all want Lydia to go. It is very annoying to hear Chima speak. Alright, break.

And we are back. Nat is talking with Michelle while playing pool. Nat is trying to lobby to get Lydia out. Eugh. Michelle doesn’t look to impressed. She says she doesn’t trust Ronnie. And now Jessie comes out…great. It looks like Jessie is wearing clown pants. Now it is time for the veto comp. Lydia is wearing gold spandex pants. Not a good look. Michelle is picked first. Jessie picked next. And Kevin picked last. Eugh, Russ picks Chima to host. I can’t take her annoying voice and laugh. They walk out in the yard, and they have a greek themed thing. There is a soldier in the backyard…And Ronnie sticks his head in the box with Rats. Haha. How appropriate. Anyways, the game is about amounts and numbers. First question. Jessie wins by default. Second question. Russ wins, Kevin is eliminated. Third round, russ wins and Lydia eliminated. Fourth round Michelle wins. The next question involved Rats. Michelle won. Russ said to Ronnie “does that number include yourself?” haha. Zing! Michelle saying she is smarter than Ronnie. I agree! Next round, Michelle wins, thereby winning the POV! WOO HOO! Michelle saying she has the swing vote and the POV, so controls all the power this week. I agree. Ronnie says he can buy Michelle off to use the veto on him. *barf* And break.

And we are back. Ratty telling Michelle he is not above begging. Oh Ratty, how low you have stooped. Anyways, she smartly walks away. Natalie now saying Michelle is shady in this game…which she is saying just because she doesn’t blindly agree with her. Russ and Michelle now talking in the HOH, Russ saying that Nat and Jess are always together. Russ saying he knows Jessie will come in just to keep tabs on him. Michelle saying Russ is a stand up guy. Jessie mad Michelle is still talking to Russ. Haha. Deal with it Jessie. He thinks they are scheming against him. Not a bad suggestion I say. Anyways, Nat tells Ronnie to try harder on Michelle. So he says he is going to be more forceful with :S Yikes! Run away Michelle! RUN! Anyways, he is spouting out saying that logically Michelle will be evicted if Ronnie leaves. Yea, that’s right Ronnie…not.

So we are back. Chima is being a bitch to Russ. Not the smartest thing to do to the HOH. Russ says she is jealous of Michelle and Lydia talking to him. I enjoy Russ’s impression of Lips to Jeff. Eugh, another shot of Lips annoying laugh. Shot of Jessie in the HOH alone, then Nat comes along. Now Lips is in there. Um, why are they there without Russ?! I would not approve. And the three of them are all freaking out. Good. Lips saying that Russ is getting all up in her grill and trying to make her look jealous. Yea, he really has to try hard. Not. Now Lips is talking to Rat. Rat saying Michelle is stupid. What a jackass! And wrong!! And Russ just heard Lips and Rat talking. Lips saying she will go off on Russ and make a scene. Did I miss something? She has no reason to. Lol. Jessie now joined and saying that he tried, but Ronnie, no dice. Lol. And Lips saying she is annoyed. Well, deal with it. Anyways, break.

And we are back. People just talking before the POV ceremony…blah blah blah…Anyways, Michelle saying she gives Ratty the chance to Lie, I mean speak first. Hahaha. Zing! Anyways, she doesn’t use the POV. She says the lines are drawn, and on the sign of her new teammates, and she hugs Jeff. Hooray! Anyways, that’s it. Peace out!

Big Brother 11 - Week 3 Episode 2 Recap

So it is POV episode tonight. Doing a recap of last time, showing Michelle and Jordan being nominated by Jessie. And of course some of Ronnie *shudder*. Alright, so the episode is starting. Michelle thinks that she and Jordan are pawns to backdoor Ronnie. Oh Michelle, so naive. Jordan says she knows Jessie can backstab her. She is more on the ball. Since Jessie just said he had no intention of putting Ronnie up. Michelle is now conversing with Ronnie. He is saying that she should pick him to play in the POV. She laughs and says no way. haha. Well, at least she is smart about that. Now Ronnie is talking to Jessie. Jessie asking where Ronnie's loyalty lies...duh, what do you think he is going to say?! "Not with you Jessie"? What a dumb question Jessie. I also do not approve of Ronnie saying Jessie is his brother from another mother. Oh Ronnie. Now Lydia telling Jessie to keep Ronnie. Bah, Lydia, you are not in my good books anymore. Anyways, commercial break.

Back - so Natalie starts everyone playing truth or dare. Dares Kevin to do a 10 second cuddle with Jessie. Hahahaha. Jessie is sleeping in the HOH. He does it and Natalie wakes him up during. Next, Ronnie giving Casey a hug for 20 seconds. haha. It makes Casey get onto Ronnie's and Russ' secret alliance. Smart. Now Casey is mad later that he is the butt of the joke in Truth or Dare. Now Casey is getting on Russell's nerves it appears, blaming him. Awkwardness all around. Now, time to pick Veto players. Jeff, Casey and Chima are playing as well. Natalie is the host. Jessie is not happy that Casey is playing. Commercial.

And back. They are in the backyard, and it is like a farm with hay and mud. Game called when pigs fly or something. It looks pretty amusing. There is a mud pit, with truffles in it. Each one has different point value from 1-10. The higher the better. They have to use a rope swing to swing into the mud and get one. You can only keep 4 truffles each. Also temptations which are prizes, and if decide to keep one less space to keep points. hahaha, Jordan - "It might have been poop, i would have been ok if it was. It did stink". hahaha. Love her. Chima saying she didn't like getting dirty as a child. Wahhhhhhmbulance. Anyways, game is over. They seem to be taking random envelopes. Jessie got 31 points. Jordan got 24 points. Jeff got 22 points. Casey loses, but gets a margarita party for the group. Michelle won the veto. hahaha, and falls face first into the manure to get it. Jessie mouths "Fine." Commercial.

And we are back, and Casey is in his banana suit. It looks pretty hilarious. Michelle is talking to Jessie and figures out he is working with Ronnie. She figured out that Jessie is trying to get Casey out. Lydia is getting mad at Jessie spending time with Natalie again with Kevin. Talking about keeping Casey. Now Lydia is talking to Michelle about getting the athletes out. Then tells Jordan about it. Who then tells Jeff. Who then tells Casey. hahaha. news travels fast in the house. Now Casey is going to talk to Jessie...I see no good coming from this. Casey saying that he wasn't gunning for Jessie who says it is food for thought. haha. I feel that is just a throw-off by the producers...he is going to put up Casey...watch. Commercial.

Back. Now everyone speculating. Michelle of course uses the veto on herself. Casey is then put on the block by Casey. Ronnie smiles at Jordan and says "why are you looking at me like that? Stop it". hahaha. Love you Jordan. Eugh, and now a rampage by Ronnie saying how great he is.

Big Brother 11 - Week 2 - Episode 3

Ok, so i'm starting this blog a tad late this episode. Long story short, everyone got together and compared notes about what Ronnie was saying. Everyone is pretty much getting mad at Ronnie. It is kind of amazing. Ronnie is locking himself in his room, and saying 'he should have put his ass up'. Hahaha, and then julie said 'IN the BB house you can run but you can't hide!' oh Julie, so true. Does anyone else think that Ronnie's head is disproportionately non-fat in comparison to his body. It is a pear shape like a woman, and quite large. But when compared to his head, it looks like he is wearing a fat suit. Anyways, commercial!

And we are back! Casey saying how Ronnie barricaded himself. It shows him just eating all of his candy. hahaha. He is wearing a shirt that does NOT fit his belly. Ronnie is checking the spy screen to see if anyone is in the house. BB calls him to the Diary ROom. Russell is raggin on him and making fun of him the whole way to the Diary Room. hahaha. and saying he will be there when he gets out. Ronnie just tells the diary that he is an asshole. Ronnie is also wearing some baggy carpenter pants to fit with the non-fitting shirt. Russ keeps following him and saying Ratty-rat-rat-rat! hahaha. This is hilarious! And Russ is also saying you should have sent me home when you had the chance, and you blew it! lol. And now Ronnie is crying in his room. He clearly did this to himself! haha. And he is crying saying he misses his wife. Well then you should'nt have been a rat and been playing both sides of the house!! Duh! Cut to Julie talking to the house on the couches. Natalie is saying the house is united against one particular person. I wonder who? haha. And now they are showing the recap of the guys wearing drag. Meh, that was a while ago. 'Loveable geek or ruthless sneak?" That is how Julie is asking how to characterize Ronnie. Lovin the zingers!

And we are back. Julie is talkin to the rat. He is saying Jesse and Natalie are his true aliance. Julie saying in past 48 hours, Ronnie has been locked in his room more than any other HOH in the history of the game. haha. He says it is to generate sympathy. yea, not cuz you are a wimp and coward at all. And they are voting. Everyone but Nat voted to keep Jordan. And so Laura is out the door. I enjoyed that she didn't say goodbye to Ronnie. And cut to Ronnie just standing around, awkwardly.

Laura is watching her goodbyes. Ronnie says shed be here if she didn't speake up. Yea, sure sure. Casey says likes that she speaks up. And time for the HOH competition. It is called Buzzworthy. The shoot balls into a honeycomb target, like skeeball kinda. Michelle is up first. Hers lands in a 4 pointer. Jesse gets a 6. Kevin gets a 5. Natalie gets a 2. Lydia gets a 1. Not impressed. She tells Russell to hold on...what the hell, a commercial break now?! Not impressed.

We are back. Jeff and Jesse are tied after the competition, are doing a tiebreaker. Jesse is up first. He gets another 6. Jeff is next, hits the 10 bucket, but bounces into 3. ARgh!!! Jesse is HOH yet again. Not impressed. Anyways, til next time.

Big Brother Recap – Week 2, Episode 2

Alright, so we are back for another week. The episode starts out with Laura saying how she was right all along about Ronnie. Ronnie coming in and trying to tell them he has a master plan that involves them not going home....Laura is not buying it...More of same...And then Russell tries to go outside to the other group, thinking that he should branch out of his clique to stay longer in the game. So he goes outside and talks a bit. Then he comes back inside, gets agitated that people are talking game talk, and then says to stop. Then Lydia yells she isn’t doing game talk, and then Russ freaks out and tells her that he wasn’t talking to her. This later causes Lydia to cry, and everyone else to rethink having Russ around since he is such a loose cannon. Jesse talks about it is not bad if he is there and a loose cannon, since will detract attention from him. Commercial break.
And we are back. It starts off with Lydia in the HOH talking with Ronnie about Russell being a jerk and attacking her verbally. She starts crying to Ronnie. Saying she wants to backdoor Russell. Kevin enters and starts listening. Ronnie is not really saying anything. Anyways, fast forward to the next day. Jordan is saying how she doesn’t understand what ‘quarter to’ means in terms of time! hahaha. She is soooooooo smart. Jeff asks “how many quarters are in an hour” – 4 – how many minutes in a quarter “25”. What is 60 divided by 4? – 25! hahaha. After much trying by jeff to get her to understand, she still cannot and thinks that there are 45 minutes in a quarter! Ah, Jordan, you are so blonde. And now it is time for the movie challenge. Im sure Casey loves that Chima gets to share the movie time with him. haha. Chima wants Gerard Butler to call her....yea, that’s gonna happen. Well, I guess it could if he has a thing for huge lips and annoying personalities. Anyways, they have tons of candy there and they seem to be hoarding it. Good call! And now it is time to pick players for the Veto. Russell, Natalie, and Casey. Lydia is hosting. I do not enjoy Russell or his handlebar moustache.

And now it is time for the Veto. It involves getting coins and trying to get closest to a set amount. It also has bags involving $5000 prize, slop pass, and nothing that they can choose instead. I don’t have much faith in the players for this game that involves counting. Good thing Jordan isn’t! haha. It would be a pain to have to count all the quarters into dollars. Ronnie is 500 dollars away from the target and is in last place. Jeff won the round and chose to not take a prize and stay in the game. Now they have to get 75 dollars in dimes...so 750 dimes. That really is not that much. Laura went over by 269 dollars! She is not very good at this game. lol. She is obviously out. Now they need to get 40 bucks in nickels. 200 nickels if I can count right. Casey is eliminated, and Natalie chooses to go for a bag. So it is Russell vs. Jeff in the final round. 10 dollars in pennies. So 1000 pennies. Jeff beats russ in the final round and wins the POV. Woo hoo! I’m so happy that russ didn’t win. It’s the handle bar moustache – it brought him down.

And we’re back from commercial. Lydia and Kevin are in the HOH with Ronnie. Ronnie is saying that no matter what, Russ has to go out if he puts him up. Laura then comes up and talks to him. She promises not to put any of them up. Laura is saying that she doesn’t believe Ronnie’s master plan was really his plan. Natalie doesn’t think Jesse will like this plan, and goes to get him....suspense music....hahaha. And now, Jesse says that he would support backdooring Russ if everyone supports it. But for him, it would be a mistake. Well, duh, he is part of your clique and hates pretty much everyone else in the house.

And we are back. Jeff takes himself off the block, obviously, and so then Ronnie in his place puts up Jordan. Bah, I am not impressed with Ronnie as I enjoy Jordan. I hope that Ronnie gets put up next week by Russell, as that would be perfect. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see! Til next time!

Big Brother Recap – Week 2, Episode 1

Sorry for the lack of the 2 episodes, couldn't do them. But now I am back! So they are doing the recap. I enjoy that the voiceover guy is saying that ‘at the head of household competition, the double-crosser got control’. Now its showing the losing side from the vote all saying how they are sad. Wooomp, woooomp. On the downside, Chima is still here and I have to keep looking at those huge lips and her annoyingness. And Ronnie is now saying he is going to throw michelle under the bus. I was wondering how long i would have to wait to hear that common reality show gem. Oh jeeze, Darth Ronnie? I cannot really handle Ronnie and this. Well it is nice that the nerds get to have stuff this week after not getting anything last week. Looks like Laura is onto Ronnie, she is smarter than I thought. Oh Michelle, why would you tell Chima you voted her out last week? Horrible move as Chima is now going crazy. I have to say, Ronnie reminds me of the Trailer Park Boys. He is so awkward, why does he just walk around and just stand in random places! haha. I think its funny that he is saying that if you sit back and give it time, true colours show. Duh, he is HOH, im pretty sure his nominations will show that. Omg, Ronnie’s laugh is hilarious. His whole body kinda just goes up and down in a circular motion. On a game note, I don’t think its smart of Ronnie to be playing both sides, as both sides will be pissed off. Bad strategy! Commercial break.

And we are back. The losing side from last week all know Ronnie is the rat. I think it is interesting the two sides are talking about this. Everyone knows. And now Chima is telling Ronnie that Laura knows about him. And now time for his HOH room. He had bowl haircuts growing up. I would expect nothing less. hahaha, he got Legally Blonde the Musical for his CD! HAHAHA! and he is excited about a Jumbo Bubblemaker! Oh Ronnie....no words can describe. Oh, and so now Ronnie is in the backyard with the losing side again. haha. Now they are saying who voted for Chima to get out. And Ronnie is lying yet again. My thought is why would Michele tell Chima she voted her out to her face if she really didn’t? I wouldn’t want those lips going after me! And now Ronnie and Casey are fighting. Ronnie is pointing his finger at him and saying that Casey didn’t vote for Chima. And now he’s gone inside in a huff. I like Ronnie less and less the more I see him. And commercial.
And they are back playing a luxury competition. They are playing for a chance to have a movie night for 2 players, to watch ‘The Ugly Truth’. It is pretty hilarious since they are dressing up in hilarious costumes. Ronnie is losing since he doesn’t know anything about the women’s choices. haha. The last round for guys is Jesse and Casey. Kinda hoping for Casey. And he won! Hooray! And now time for the girls. hahaha. Jeff is up first, wearing a cheerleaders outfit with huge fake boobs. hilarious. Apparently Jesse likes junk in the trunk. Kevin would design a limerick. And OH MY GOD. Now words can describe Ronnie in a gold panties and bikini top, wearing Leila wig. hahaha. Oh Ronnie. For the girls, its a tie! And its a question about Dan the host and time til it took to move in for a first kiss. And Chima wins. I feel sorry for Casey for having to watch the movie with her. Now Casey and Chima have to decide who are the have nots for the week. Chima made it so that the Popular crowd have to be deprived for the week. Oh Chima, you really are burning your bridges. I am fine with that. Commercial.

And back. Some chatting. And now Ronnie is talking to the losing side from last week, saying that he wants to backdoor Russell. Which would mean putting 2 of the loser crowd up as pawns. The group is seeing through this. Ronnie then telling Jessie that the losing side wants to backdoor Russell. Then Jesse tells Russell this. And commercial. That was quick.

Ok, so it is time for nomination ceremony. Ronnie is saying that we are there to win a half million dollars. Even though he is an honest person....blahblahblah. So now time for the keys. First key is Jordan. Next key is Casey. Lydia is safe next...this is kind of surprising....Natalie is safe. Then Jessie is safe. Kevin is safe. Leaving Jeff, Laura, and Russell. And the last person safe is....Russel. So Laura and Jeff are nominated. Ronnie says respects both as people and competitors, saying giving chance to compete in POV. And the ceremony is over. Laura says she was right and knew Ronnie was lying. Jeff says it hurts to get nominated. Casey saying Ronnie showed himself to be a liar. Ronnie says nominated Laura because says she is the only one to put together that he was the rat vote. haha. Little does he know that everyone knows....however, Ronnie then says he really wants Russell to go! I guess he was being honest to the losing side. Tricky! Especially since he is alienating both sides if he does that. Not very smart Ronnie! Anyways, that’s it for this episode. Peace out!

Big Brother Recap - Episode 2 - July 12

Alright! Time for episode 2! So Jesse won and gets in the house. It doesn’t appear that anyone is really happy to see him. Haha, I share my thoughts with Kevin on the hatred of Jesse. Even his teammates did not look that enthused to have him in the house. Why on earth is he stripping in the confessional, and showing us his damn biceps?! I get it, you are on steroids and pump iron 24 hours a day! Jeeeze. Why does he keep making that retarded high pitch voice? LoL to Ronnie wanting to work out with Jesse. Oh, so we learn he wants to be a WWE star. Haha. What a life goal. So the smart group wants to strike a deal with Jesse and the athletes. Not sure if that is smartest really since everyone will be gunning for the athletes next week presumably. And so now they show us the HOH room. Its friggin huge! Looks pretty nice with a waterfall headboard for the bed, and some fish, and whatnot. Alright, now a shot to Ronnie telling the odd group and the blonde girl that highschool was tough. Duh. And now Michelle the smart one saying that too. Again, not surprised. Having a pow-wow about being different. And I just noticed Ronnie has a Mohawk on. Please Ronnie, what are you doing? It does not work for you! Take it out! Alright, now it is gone again. Clearly BB did not edit this continually. Anyways, Ronnie is talking to Jesse in the HOH trying to strike an alliance. I don’t think Jesse is buying it….I could be wrong. And…Break.

And we’re back. Kevin and Lydia are in the hammock, talking about…yep, being different. Which is the topic of conversation for pretty much 80% of the episodes so far. Good for Lydia not judging Jesse on the exterior of Jesse…but as someone who’s watched BB before with Jesse, there isn’t much more than meets the eye to Jesse. And now Russell and Jesse are talking, and they are suggesting Lydia. Aww, sad times as I enjoy her. And now Russel is saying no one can stop him and Jesse….yea…sure. And now there is a group, and they are saying who is the hottest guy in the house. In front of Jesse. Haha. Ok, so the tae kwon do girl lost to Jesse in chess…and then Jesse rubbed it in, then she brought up how he lost last season. This exchange is pretty amusing. Next, back to strategizing. The athletes are discussing who to align with. Ronnie comes in with the horrible Mohawk again. So sad. And Natalie wants Ronnie to be the pawn. I agree with Ronnie, the pawn always goes home. Clearly he should not do it. But really, he doesn’t decide that.

And back! And Jesse is wearing spandex. Haha. Pink spandex bottoms with stars, and a blue tank top. I bet he is lovin this. Haha. I enjoy the war paint! And the challenge is a disco ball rave challenge! I love it! And now we learn the food comp is out, and the have and have not competition is in. They have to make a wheel spin by making their own glow sticks. Clever. So the competition starts and Jordan from the popular group doesn’t understand 90 degree and 180 degree angles. She sure is breaking those stereotypes! The brains is not doing so well at this challenge, contrary to Ronnie thinking he is so smart and will do it well. The offbeats are doing well. And they have won! Congrats to them. They seem to have worked well as a team. And the other 2 are still going. Ronnie seems to be pretty stupid with angles and pipes. And the popular group is now the second team to finish. Leaving the brains in the out crowd. Woooomp, woooooomp. Now they have to have cold showers, slop, and sleep in a horrible bedroom. And the black girl from the smart group is being a cry baby in the corner. Awwww. And we see the new room. It doesn’t really look THAT bad. Just 2 thin mattresses, pillows, and a lot of silver and metal. Eugh, lips is still complaining, saying it is an insane asylum. She keeps complaining. No one seems to care. Everyone else is not impressed with Sheema. I’m guessin she will be nominated. We shall see.

And we’re back and they are having a bikini/modelling competition. Not bad. That popular girl has HUGE boobs. Oh Laura. Jesse is apparently not buying what you are selling. Maybe I should give Jesse some more credit…so I will give him a bit of kudos for seeing through her. She’s trying to talk to him, but he is ignoring her. She says it is annoying. And now Lydia is massaging Jesse. And trying to find out what he is going to do. So apparently one of the brains is going up as a pawn, and they are trying to figure out who else to put up. Russell wants to take out Lydia, Jesse wants to take out Laura. I do not enjoy Russell for this as I enjoy Lydia so far and could care less about boring Laura.

Ok, we are at the nomination ceremony. All the athletes are safe. Then Michelle is safe. Next, Braden. Then Kevin. Then Ronnie. I noticed that it is following a pattern. Then Jordan. Laura is now safe. And last but not least, Casey is safe. Leaving Lydia and Sheema nominated. I’m not a fan of Lydia being nominated, I’m fine with Chima going though. And god, Ronnie is now gloating that he isn’t the pawn. Eugh, I have had enough with him already. Braden and him talking about the gods and whatnot, with crazy hair. Has he passed the mirror in the day? Eugh, Jesse now talking…I am not listening. Alright, until next episode, peace out!

Big Brother 11 - First Episode Recap

Welcome! So it’s a new season of big brother! And the Chenbot opens up with a lame joke about expecting...ha...ha....lol. It seems like the age range is quite narrow this year. And the theme of the year? High school cliques. Well that sounds interesting. OK, now they are showing the people selected getting their keys. The geek guy is a little over the top. Ok , Jeff is up first – definitely the jock clique. Now Ronnie the nerd. Jordan - popular. Natalie, jocks for sure. What i don’t understand is that they are acting surprised to get a key....really? Don’t the camera’s in your face give you a clue. Ok, Brandon the surfer...oooo. Michelle, clearly a scientist geek. Laura – ‘sweet bitch’ eh? Lydia the tattoo lady – she looks interesting. Casey, the teacher and dj. Haha. Weirdo clique for sure. Brandon clearly is packing a stuffed animal. Ok, a designer guy who just called himself ‘blackenese’, and is clearly gay. Jordan calls sex ‘booger’....interesting....Woah, those are some huge boobs by the bimbo who just said she didn’t like vanilla ice. Haha. Come on, give white rappers a chance! Alright, I am just happy this horrible montage is ending. I notice the only two people with glasses are from the nerds. Typical. Oh, so each clique has one person entering the house. Ok, they found the posh room. And all picked it. OK, next set of people. Branden who thinks the house is super delicious – he’s not dumb or anything. Sexual chocolate? Another Branden gem. Ok, last group entering. Woomp, wooomp. They are stuck in the pool room. Where the beds are like floaties. Haha. Jeff and three ladies are sharing it. I hate when they do names. It’s always awkward. Ronnie is a huge video game geek – how surprising...Sheema has huge lips...and apparently likes to laugh at her own jokes. Michelle works in a lab. She is worried about telling people she has a phd since she is trying to dumb it down...yea, they believe your dumb....Lol. Kevin is clearly being the honest one, calling Laura boob city, who clearly shold be called boob lady from now on. Brandon just hit on tattoo lady – lame-o. All the women fawning over Jeff. Lydia is an effects make up artist, with all those tattoos it’s not surprising. Russell is a fighter or some kind – mixed martial arts. How is that a career?

OK we are back. They have cliques of athletes, brainiacs, popular and offbeat. Time to let the house guests in on the secret...which really shouldn’t be a secret at this time. Oh Julie, drawing it out. Of course the gay guy hates this idea...as i can’t imagine high school was great. OOOo, if the HOH is a member of the clique, you can’t be nominated. Good twist! Hahaha. Kevin and Lydia are offbeat....and calls them the outcasts. Haha. True. Braden’s best years of his life are highschool...duh....because he was popular! Oh Ronnie....’little bit of a prep’? haha, just a little. Oh, Jordan was a homecoming queen..popular. Natalie is a tae kwon do champion, and doesn’t want people to know....well, if you are an athlete clique member, they will know! ‘Coming up the cliques will be revealed’ – really? They are pretty obvious right now Julie. Cmon. Alright, time for a break.
Back to the show. Alright, time for the groupings. They already know. The backyard is set up for challenge. It looks amazing. The athletes, i heard “I didn’t know what you’re doing!” Yup, typical jocks. Ok, the latina is lying saying no sports at all in highschool. God, just tell them you do taekwon do! They will not care. I know i don’t. Apparently big lips girl is in the brains. Because she was i the Ap classes...she says she wasn’t a dork...sure....lol. Ronnie looks horrible in the jersey. He clearly should be wearing a shirt under it. Haha. Locker room challenge apparently. They have to step into their underwear and grab their toilet seat. Haha, this sounds amazing. The underwear lookslike depends rather than underwear tho. Wedgie competition eh? If let go of the seat they are out. Well then the winning clique has an advantage. But not the HOH! Guess the returning player will be.

Ok, Cowboy is back! Aww jesus. Not a fan of him. Next up is Jessica from BB8. Eugh, worst house guests ever. ‘I’mnot here to make friendships!’ . Ok, now Brian from big brother 10. I totally didn’t even remember him. Cuz he was first out. And last, Jesse! Oh god, worst bringback players ever! Why is his face so red. Oh and now he is flexing....great....And as predicted, they are each part of the cliques. If their clique wins the comptetion, they become the first HOH and get to come back. So won’t the tallest win this challenge of the wedgie? Oh wait, nevermind. Haha. They are all raised up now. And now have horrible wedgies. Hilarious. I picture this hurting the guys more than the girls. And now casey is commenting on it. Agree! So the athlete is saying the game isn’t for him. Oh, Laua looks like she could fall. As does the brains girl. And Michelle is out of the game. Aw jeeze. The brains just lost Ronnie. 2 out of 3. Brains falling first...how surprising. Now the super wedgie! 2 for the athletes , 1 for the offbeats, and 1 for the popular. It looks so unappealing. This challenge is hilarious. Alright, people are dropping like flies. Except the athletes, who just dropped. Ell they held out the longest. Now another super wedgie. And it is the athletes getting 3 votes. And the brains are officially out. Brian does not get to come back. I’m not that sad really. And Jessie makes a douchebag comment. Now the offbeats are out. Sorry cowboy. Alright, now down to popular and athletes. How suprising. Not. Well, I’m rooting for the popular now, since Jesse is a douche. And break.

Alright and we are back, and the athletes have one. Not surprised at all. And now Jesse has to come back! Eugh!!! Hate hate this result. Well i guess we will see how they go...but i’m not liking this start! Anyways, peace out!