Welcome! So it’s a new season of big brother! And the Chenbot opens up with a lame joke about expecting...ha...ha....lol. It seems like the age range is quite narrow this year. And the theme of the year? High school cliques. Well that sounds interesting. OK, now they are showing the people selected getting their keys. The geek guy is a little over the top. Ok , Jeff is up first – definitely the jock clique. Now Ronnie the nerd. Jordan - popular. Natalie, jocks for sure. What i don’t understand is that they are acting surprised to get a key....really? Don’t the camera’s in your face give you a clue. Ok, Brandon the surfer...oooo. Michelle, clearly a scientist geek. Laura – ‘sweet bitch’ eh? Lydia the tattoo lady – she looks interesting. Casey, the teacher and dj. Haha. Weirdo clique for sure. Brandon clearly is packing a stuffed animal. Ok, a designer guy who just called himself ‘blackenese’, and is clearly gay. Jordan calls sex ‘booger’....interesting....Woah, those are some huge boobs by the bimbo who just said she didn’t like vanilla ice. Haha. Come on, give white rappers a chance! Alright, I am just happy this horrible montage is ending. I notice the only two people with glasses are from the nerds. Typical. Oh, so each clique has one person entering the house. Ok, they found the posh room. And all picked it. OK, next set of people. Branden who thinks the house is super delicious – he’s not dumb or anything. Sexual chocolate? Another Branden gem. Ok, last group entering. Woomp, wooomp. They are stuck in the pool room. Where the beds are like floaties. Haha. Jeff and three ladies are sharing it. I hate when they do names. It’s always awkward. Ronnie is a huge video game geek – how surprising...Sheema has huge lips...and apparently likes to laugh at her own jokes. Michelle works in a lab. She is worried about telling people she has a phd since she is trying to dumb it down...yea, they believe your dumb....Lol. Kevin is clearly being the honest one, calling Laura boob city, who clearly shold be called boob lady from now on. Brandon just hit on tattoo lady – lame-o. All the women fawning over Jeff. Lydia is an effects make up artist, with all those tattoos it’s not surprising. Russell is a fighter or some kind – mixed martial arts. How is that a career?
OK we are back. They have cliques of athletes, brainiacs, popular and offbeat. Time to let the house guests in on the secret...which really shouldn’t be a secret at this time. Oh Julie, drawing it out. Of course the gay guy hates this idea...as i can’t imagine high school was great. OOOo, if the HOH is a member of the clique, you can’t be nominated. Good twist! Hahaha. Kevin and Lydia are offbeat....and calls them the outcasts. Haha. True. Braden’s best years of his life are highschool...duh....because he was popular! Oh Ronnie....’little bit of a prep’? haha, just a little. Oh, Jordan was a homecoming queen..popular. Natalie is a tae kwon do champion, and doesn’t want people to know....well, if you are an athlete clique member, they will know! ‘Coming up the cliques will be revealed’ – really? They are pretty obvious right now Julie. Cmon. Alright, time for a break.
Back to the show. Alright, time for the groupings. They already know. The backyard is set up for challenge. It looks amazing. The athletes, i heard “I didn’t know what you’re doing!” Yup, typical jocks. Ok, the latina is lying saying no sports at all in highschool. God, just tell them you do taekwon do! They will not care. I know i don’t. Apparently big lips girl is in the brains. Because she was i the Ap classes...she says she wasn’t a dork...sure....lol. Ronnie looks horrible in the jersey. He clearly should be wearing a shirt under it. Haha. Locker room challenge apparently. They have to step into their underwear and grab their toilet seat. Haha, this sounds amazing. The underwear lookslike depends rather than underwear tho. Wedgie competition eh? If let go of the seat they are out. Well then the winning clique has an advantage. But not the HOH! Guess the returning player will be.
Ok, Cowboy is back! Aww jesus. Not a fan of him. Next up is Jessica from BB8. Eugh, worst house guests ever. ‘I’mnot here to make friendships!’ . Ok, now Brian from big brother 10. I totally didn’t even remember him. Cuz he was first out. And last, Jesse! Oh god, worst bringback players ever! Why is his face so red. Oh and now he is flexing....great....And as predicted, they are each part of the cliques. If their clique wins the comptetion, they become the first HOH and get to come back. So won’t the tallest win this challenge of the wedgie? Oh wait, nevermind. Haha. They are all raised up now. And now have horrible wedgies. Hilarious. I picture this hurting the guys more than the girls. And now casey is commenting on it. Agree! So the athlete is saying the game isn’t for him. Oh, Laua looks like she could fall. As does the brains girl. And Michelle is out of the game. Aw jeeze. The brains just lost Ronnie. 2 out of 3. Brains falling first...how surprising. Now the super wedgie! 2 for the athletes , 1 for the offbeats, and 1 for the popular. It looks so unappealing. This challenge is hilarious. Alright, people are dropping like flies. Except the athletes, who just dropped. Ell they held out the longest. Now another super wedgie. And it is the athletes getting 3 votes. And the brains are officially out. Brian does not get to come back. I’m not that sad really. And Jessie makes a douchebag comment. Now the offbeats are out. Sorry cowboy. Alright, now down to popular and athletes. How suprising. Not. Well, I’m rooting for the popular now, since Jesse is a douche. And break.
Alright and we are back, and the athletes have one. Not surprised at all. And now Jesse has to come back! Eugh!!! Hate hate this result. Well i guess we will see how they go...but i’m not liking this start! Anyways, peace out!
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